Monday, December 1, 2008

Santas, Swingers and Smut

When a group of us headed out the other night to see "Island Rock God" Ray Fogg perform at Put-in-Bay Lakewood, we wouldn't have believed it if someone told us we would become immersed in such a surreal scene.

Ray plays most of his gigs during the year on Put in Bay and apparently has landed quite a following with a group of middle-aged Ohio swingers. They gather at his shows, including those on the mainland.

Take a hearty dose of swingers, mix it with 50 Santas, elves and naughty reindeer and what do you get -- something you'll probably never see again in your life!

We had swingers spanking scantily clad elves.

Santas watching Ray.

Santas buying Christmas Ale.

We had James Claus.


And Angry Claus.


And not on film -- we witnessed an aging swinger removing her bra in public. She then retreated to the restroom and re-emerged, still braless, wearing a sheer pink ribbed tank topShe proceeded to go hit on our husbands and also try to recruit us to her swinger cause.

I'm still shaking my head in disbelief (and giddy amusement over such an evening of spectacle!). Our posse will have enough cocktail conversation from simply rehashing this bizaare evening for a long time to come.


Oh...and in case you're wondering, here's a rear view of the aforementioned braless wonder -- patting the derriere of a fellow swinger...


He's not one she one she was "with," who apparently, according to her is one of the "best catches" in the group. Her man was cruising the bar in an oh-so-fetching pirate shirt. ARGH Mateys!

So it is true...if you can't be with the one you love, just love the one you're with!

6 comments:

kg said...

Robin, you go to the BEST parties.

:-)

Robin S. said...

Maybe I should make you pick Johnny up and come join us next time, Ken.

rayfogg said...

What a treat! This came up on my google! This kind of who-would -beleive-it stuff happens at my shows all the time. I just luck into it somehow. I'll be back at PIB Lakewood on Jan 31 at 7pm. Probably more of this stuff will go down (no punn intended). -Ray Fogg

KLF said...
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KLF said...

That picture was before the costume change (not sure why she had to go to the restroom to change when she had already removed her bra and displayed her wares to everyone in the bar). It was fun watching the husbands squirm as she shared her philosophy of "being honest" with them. I'll have to put Jan 31st on my calendar but I don't t hink anything can top the50 santas.

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