My friend, Kate, who had the day off, too, decided to join Evan and me for our afternoon outing to Crocker Park, a nice lifestyle center on our side of town, in the somewhat tony sububrb of Westlake. Plenty of stores, decent restaurant selection and a large, modernized cinema. We opted for Champps for lunch and Evan picked the movie -- National Treasure. We started backing down the driveway, and I realized I had done the unthinkable...I didn't have my phone with me! THE HORROR! Glad I realized this before I got too far from home!
Arriving at Crocker Park, I noticed it was still all decked out for Christmas. We grabbed lunch and then had about an hour to kill until the movie, so we wandered around the complex for a bit. I kept my eyes peeled for a good photo moment. We were admiring the massive Christmas tree in the middle of the traffic circle when I noticed something funny about it: The star on top looked tired. It listed to one side rather than standing triumphant on top. It had been a long holiday season...that star had enough cheer. It needed a vacation. We got to giggling about this and all agreed it was a fun, end-of-holidays shot to post.
This picture, however, wasn't my coup de gras. I actually shot a much more unusual one about 10 minutes earlier at the Barnes & Noble. I had been inside the door for the store for no more than 30 seconds when I saw my true photo of the day. But it was going to take a little finessing, as I didn't want to draw attention to myself nor my camera. Although, I will note that I was not the only person who noticed this sight. Pretty much everyone in the store was taking a gander as well, trying to decide what, or rather whom, they were looking at.
I can tell you that I am not cut out to be a private eye. All that subterfuge is a bit stressful! As I quietly pretended to be writing a text message on my phone, I sized up my shot and clicked the shutter. Drat. It wasn't a good shot. Deep breath...and I tried again. with much more success, although the picture is a bit blurry...but I wasn't going to push my luck.
I think perhaps Evan summed up best the reason for this photo. I had been alone while taking it as he and Kate were upstairs poking around the kids' section. I didn't mention the photo to him, but as I was standing in line waiting to check out, he stopped...and he looked...and he looked again. He finally leaned over to me and asked, "Mom, why does that lady look like a man?" I mumbled some sort of unsatisfactory answer to keep him quiet.
But...all I can say is that sight of a gigantic pre-op transexual wearing leggings is a rare, very rare, one in Westlake, Ohio.
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