Where Have All the Good Cowboys Gone?

They're obviously not killing time in the C concourse security line at the aiport in Las Vegas, as evident by the shirt I stood looking at while waiting for 40 minutes to go through the scanner yesterday.


The shirt, which is hard to decipher in this size of pic, says this:

"How Many Cowboys Does It Take To Open A Beer?" - "NONE. She Should Have It Open By The Time She Brings It To You! "


Reminds me of another shirt I saw once and have always remembered -- a biker shirt that read on the back, "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

Nice. Real nice.